im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I need to stop coming to work sober
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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