ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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