just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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