I'm jealous of your bromance
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Randomize