dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.