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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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• (831): View more from California

  So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank

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• (408): View more from California

  this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it

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  its winning. its definitely happening

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.

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