True but thats because hes a fetus.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really