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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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• (510): View more from California

  answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.

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• (714): View more from California

  Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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  Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal

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• (512): View more from Texas

  BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.

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  Send help.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.

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