i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Life without a bra equals bliss.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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