wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it