Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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