areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Enjoy the penises
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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