How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
