i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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