Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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