this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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