There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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