He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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