If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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