How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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