what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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