And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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