I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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