I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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