I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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