just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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