everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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