was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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