Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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