Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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