Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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