She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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