Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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