it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i wish my penis had a tongue
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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