That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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