I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
we're so committed to being not committed
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
