i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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