yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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