This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Houston, we have a blender
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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