It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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