Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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