When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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