I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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