you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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