If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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