she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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