Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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