Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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