My boss' voice literally gives me gas
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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