38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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