i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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