yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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