I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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