even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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