someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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