There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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