So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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