im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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