My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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