can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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