Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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