I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My cat gives me a boner
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Your cock deserves a montage
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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