Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The Olympian is in my bed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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