the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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